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Ikea wants to ship me a lack for $50 of shipping

So uh, guess I am waiting out pandemic
Same for a chair here. Chair is $40, shipping is $80.
Yeah, it's really intense. I get why, but uh, waiting on pandemic to build my rack
So, you'd have a Lack, but for a lack of shipping fees?

Alas.

Alack.
Still on the tail end of Thirsty Thursday?
Pff, this is sober and uncut Spencer, straight from the source. That just happens to involve a lot of wordplay.
I lack a rack, so my lack begets a lack. However, my lack of a lack has pandemack. Therefore, I await lockdown lack to get a lack rack stack.

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