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Ikea wants to ship me a lack for $50 of shipping

So uh, guess I am waiting out pandemic

in reply to silverwizard

So, you'd have a Lack, but for a lack of shipping fees?

Alas.

Alack.

in reply to Hypolite Petovan

Pff, this is sober and uncut Spencer, straight from the source. That just happens to involve a lot of wordplay.
in reply to Spencer

I lack a rack, so my lack begets a lack. However, my lack of a lack has pandemack. Therefore, I await lockdown lack to get a lack rack stack.

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